Thursday, January 12, 2006

Evil Men Too Scared to Show Faces

I have big row with gang of men called Defeatists here. they call Jesus defeatist for dying on cross. I explain to them principles of Christianity but they laugh at me!

I think they are all homosexual communists in Satan's army and that they do not dare to show their faces because of their shame at this. They do not want their mothers to know because they would kill themselves. I espect as well they all live together and bathe together every morning and have the anal sex with one another, with the fisting and the guinea pigs.

I bet also that they are ugly. Is also why they wear the masks for when they are having sex with one another. Also means they can secretly come into Ireland without being spotted by immigration. believe me, if they DID dare to come here, they will get more than they bargain for from our priests.

10 considered opinions:

velid said...

Hilarious. The best online debate I have read in quite some time. Don't stop. The defeatists alway give up.

Dr Maroon said...

You're right about one thing, they're obviously homosexualists. But surely they will stick out like a sore thumb at immigration, even in Ireland?

the serrach said...

we travel incognito. for ireland we will pose as drunken, jesus-loving, spaniards working for the spanish intelligence agencies. nobody will even know we've arrived until BOOM! we've been defeated. then we put our tails between our legs and go home, on the way there we will stop in madrid to tell Real Madrid of the myriad ways in which they suck.

they, they too will defeat us. you can't win, we will always lose.

comandante agi said...

It's impossible to truly defeat a defeatist. You will get no satisfaction from winning.

Dr. Maroon, what makes you think we'll be coming to Ireland?

the serrach said...

what makes you think we are not already IN ireland?

Cairo The Boxer said...

woof woof! I love Jesus!

Manuel Estimulo said...

Yes, velid, I do not have to defeat defeatists because theargument is already won by Lord god jesus king of kings. No argument necessary!

Dr. Macaroo, i do not think they will dare to appear at immigration escept in disguise. If they are already here, then they have lost, because Ireland is holy catholic country (except for small bits in Dublin and in the Northern English bit). They therefore forced to abide by OUR rules, rules of holy roman catholic god and chruch.

Buddha Robotico said...

Careful, Manuel. Even in their defeat the Quatro Malo are powerful. I have crossed swords with them in the past and they are very crafty. They twist things around and confuse their opponents. Never look them directly in the eyes...

Richie McWhite said...

Did someone say Jesus?

Anonymous said...

I'm a starvin polock from and I was thinking of coming to Ireland to work. After seeing Ireland in you I think I'll just stay home. All you polocks already there better come home to.
Wallenisky