Shut Up and Sing!!

Everybody Want to Rule the World, says Jim Corr!

Everyone in Europe is in a blind shit-filled panic after the lovely fascist public of Ireland mistakenly voted NO by accident in the Eurovision Elections the other week, and now the hunt is on for the Scapegunts to take the blame for why they gave the wrong answer. Some peoples have been pointing at Biff O'Cowen and his feckless raft of faineant ministers, who was not clear enough to the public that the European feudalstate required the sort of forelock-tugging obeisance we've come to espect from Irish farmers and instead plastered the streets of the nation's towns with life-size posters of their own mugs accompanied by the one-word slogan YES as if it would have the subliminal effect of associating them with positive vibes. Instead, if you drive down Mullingar High Street, is like the soliloquy from Ulysses: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, we said, Yes. Escept Ireland said No.

Another person who is getting the blame now is unknown famous musician Jim Corr of the band The Kerrs. Jim Corr was going on the radio and said that, if necessary, he would stand for election for the European Union in order to save Ireland from the Freemasons. In the interview, he argued that the government of Ireland is riddled with secret societies, such as the Masons, the Rosicrucians, the Mormons, the Pretenders, the Persuaders, and the Champions, and that these societies are determined to sell Ireland's birthright to the highest bidder, probably Bono. He would not allow this, he said. He would do everything in his special super powers to stop it. He also made the very interesting and novel observation that the attacks of 9/11 in the United States were caused by rogue elephants in the Bush administration. This was a claim I had not heard made before.

As you can clearly see, this is yet another reason why musicians should keep out of politics. Is nearly as bad as when that lady band called The Dicksie Chix went on stage and told the people of England they should be ashamed that Tony Blair was from Texas. They did not have a clue! And neither does Jim Corr, who is clearly barking, and also up the wrong tree. Of course there are secret societies in Irish government. If it wasn't for Opus Dei, the country would have gone to the Shelbourne dogs years ago! Is precisely because of them that there are NO Masons, Protestants, Jews, Mormons, and cetera in Irish government. The Judaeo-Masonic Illuminati government is in America, NOT Ireland. This is why I was telling all decent good normal Irish fascists that they should vote YES in the Eurovision elections (see my very important and intelligent post below). Jim Corr has got it all cock-eyed (an Irish espression which means he views the world through the eye of his cock, much like my randy brother Hornolo).

But wait a minute . . .

Is not entirely beyond the realm of possibility that Jim Corr is a cleverly cultivated plant intended to discredit sensible fascist views with his bizarre rantings. Consider the fact that he belongs to a small, little-known sect familiar only to cognoscenti and adepts. Consider also that in spite of his statements about GM food and microchips inserted under the skin that all the other members of his band, his so-called "sisters," are quite clearly clones who must have had their DNA genetically modified to look the way they do. As you can see from the picture above, even he look like them! So perhaps Jim Corr is himself a "false flag" operation. Maybe, just maybe, there were Freemasons at the heart of the YES campaign, deliberately disrupting it and rendering it so shoddy, so insulting, and so patronizing to the Irish peoples that it could not but fail, thereby fracturing the unity, harmony, and beauty of the corporate European feudalstate, much to the delight of the gleeful, hand-rubbing Illuminati masters of the universe in their secret underground lairs beneath the White House and Radio City Music Hall.

YES! It all make sense now. Jim Corr is a tool of the Illuminati! He is double-bluffing to throw us off his scent. Do not get upwind of him! Sniff him out. It is not impossible that he is the anti-christ foretold in the Book of Revelation and also some other books I have (although perhaps it is too early yet to say). If you have any of his records at home, whatever you do, do NOT listen to them! They are messages from the devil!

The people must be told!!

I think I need a lie down.

Protect the Police!

The British Police Respect Tradition!!

I am not in the habit of reading the rubbish Catalan newspapers with their improper language, but a story in a local newspaper in Lleida catch my eye because is typical of two things: (1) modern socialist Spain and (2) idiot Catalans.

The story (is English version here) recount how a 29-year-old man with a history of mental illness broke into a locker in the police station in Lleida and stole a uniform. He put it on and then leave the station, saying "Hola" to other police officers as he leave, and then he go into the town centre and begin directing the traffic! According to the newspaper, he was out there directing traffic for an hour before he was stopped. The report says he "caught the eye of police because of his dishevelled appearance, his "bizarre gestures" and the fact that he was not carrying a weapon or wearing a belt."

Hmm. Is a very likely story, I don't not think!

I have it on very good authority that the police impostor was making such a good fisting of traffic directing that in reality he was sent out for three more consecutive days to do the same job. "Traffic has not flowed so well in the town since we removed the speed bumps outside the old people's home," said the chief of police.

If you know the depths to which the police in Spain have fallen since the days of El Generalísimo, you will know what a crock of shit reporting this article is. Since when did a police officer's dishevelled appearance arouse anyone's suspicions? These days they are all having the nose rings, shirts hanging out, bad breath, and ridiculous accents. None of them wear a belt, and under the present lily-livered socialist atheist government, I am surprise that they even have one gun between the lot of them!

Very much about this news item make me think that it is a belated April Fool's article that is only now just being reported. The so-called "bizarre gestures" being made by the officer were probly nothing more than the old-fashioned Falangist salute, as demonstrated in the picture above by a well-intentioned British policeman, named Bobby, giving a comradely greeting to a fellow British police officer, also named Bobby. My suspicion is that the Spanish police these days are so lacking in historical awareness that they just did not recognize this gesture when it was made in their direction. Is a very very sad day for Spain when that happen. Please, I would recommend to all my Irish and British readers that the next time they go to Spain, they should make a point of giving the Falangist salute to any police officer they see in the street, just in order to remind them of where they come from!

Anyway, there is one final nail in the coffin which make me know this story is a total and utter complete fabrication, and here it is. Since when did a history of mental illness disqualify you from the police force? This is news to me! In the old days, when I was working with the police, you couldn't get in without one!!

I think is a big disgrace!

The Lisbon Treaty: Confusion Rains!!

Enda Kenny Has a Hotline to Hitler!

The pious devout people of lovely pissing Ireland go to the poles today in order to pass their opinion on the Lisbon Treaty, an important document that will facilitate the efficient running of the European superstate: Making things run more efficient is usually a euphemism which mean to take all the mucky democracy out of processes (look, for instance, at how Mussolini make the trains more run on time: He did not do it using democracy!) Therefore, you would think that someone like me, a religious, disciplinarian, holy believer in all things authoritarian, would automatically be opting for the YES camp in this referendum, albeit in spite of the fact that I don't think people should be having a vote in the first place. You would be wrong, however, if that is what you think. For, if the Irish newspapers are to be believed (and that's another story!), it would seem that all the people like me in Ireland are in the NO camp. Nationalists, patriots, Holy Roman Catholics, anti-abortionists, anti-homosexuals (but who may or may not be doing research into lady lesbians), anti-immigrationists, and people who wish Gay Byrne was still running the country are all saying that the Treaty should be rejected because it allow the Eurocrats to set Irish tax rates, legalize trades unions, make homosexuality compulsory, and, worstest of all, establish a European-wide superstate army which is at odds with Ireland's long tradition of sneaky fighting. Is all very much confusing!

You might think that what all these NO people are forgetting is that the European superstate was originally the idea of Adolf Hitler and therefore should be instinctively supported. I was reading recently a very good book, although it was also a bit academic and therefore not to be trusted, called The Wages of Destruction, about how Hitler make Germany such a wonderful place to live in with his fascist esconomic policies. The author of the book is observing that Hitler's plan was always to unite Europe in opposition to the United States. Hitler could already see which way the wind was blowing in the early 20th century: Britain as an empire was in decline after World War I, Germany did not have colonies and needed to espand into Eastern Europe not by making its people slaves like England had done but by driving the people there out and giving the land to proper Germans (he must have got the idea from the Plantations in Ireland!), and the United States, which was run by the Judaeo-Masonic Illuminati cabal, was the rising force in the world that would dominate everything if it was not stopped. Even I must grudgingly admit that, even though Hitler was not a proper fascist, at least he got all this right!

The European Community was effectively established in original in order to help cement the opposition to America, to make life easier for Interpol (Hitler's old international police force), and to prevent ever again a war between Germany and France, who realized that only by pooling resources could they compete in the American century (was also a way of sticking up two fingers back at Winston Churchill and the English, with their so-called "Special Reliationship" with the American Illuminati). Little by little the plan has taken shape to integrate all the other countries into the European Union, all of them under the umbrella of France and Germany, bought off with economic aid and gravy train bribes for each nation's civil servants, so that finally Hitler's dream of a hegemonic counterforce to the American beast was formed.

Why then are Ireland's fascists so opposed to the European superstate? Well, Manuel, you say to me, they are not. Fine Gael, who was always Ireland's fascists in the good old days, are supporting Hitler's dream. At least they are being consistent. Good point, reader, I will say in reply, but Enda Kenny and her minions took off their jackboots many years ago and pass them on to such devout organizations as Youth Defence, Coir, Sinn Fein, and Libertas. How come it is today's fascists who are complaining?

Wait a minute, Manuel, you say, annoying me now a little bit because this is my blog. Who is this Libertas that you are name-dropping? Is this a right-to-life organization or some odd far right movement that pretend to include freedom in its objectives? For that is what it sound like. Yes, you are right, I reply with remarkable tolerance, indeed it does, but in fact what it is, is an organization of American defence contractors who are opposed to the Lisbon Treaty because it undermines American hegemonic interests. The United States Illuminati will do everything in their power to ensure that Israel is defended and that no continental rivals will arise to compete in the race for oil, wind power, hamburgers, Hollywood supermodels, and hard drugs (the real reason why the war is being fought in Afghanistan). Although Libertas is saying that the Lisbon Treaty is undermining democracy and Ireland's national sovereignty, they are not fully explaining to the public why this is a bad thing, and the reason they cannot do that is that they do not believe it. But then neither do I, for that matter - an international brotherhood of fascists is a contradiction in terms unless we are willing to meet each other half way.

And therein lies the crux of the matter. I think today's modern Irish fascists have not yet come to terms with the idea of surrendering some national sovereignty for the greater good of a European pan-fascist superstate. Only Fine Gael and the farmers' unions, traditionally the two bastions of Irish fascism, have been playing the game long enough to understand that fascism must move with the times: Fascism must look backwards but move forwards. An international feudal superstate will not be established unless we can convince fascists across the continent to unite.

Join me then in saying to the good people of Ireland:

Vote NO to the Judaeo-Masonic American Hegemonic Supremacy!!

Vote YES to Hitler's Dream!!

My Grandmother Does Not Need Lessons in Sucking Off Eggs, Thank You!

You Are Going Nowhere, Sonny Jim. Stitch That!

Did you read in the crappy English newspapers about how the atheist communist leader of Manchester United, Sir Alex-Fergulson, has been making the disparaging remarks about Real Madrid, accusing it of moral bankruptcy because of its success during the glorious Franco period, a time when, he seems to think, the Spanish people lived in slavery? Is complete and utter hypocrisy and also a big disgrace!

Everyone in football who know anything about anything will have heard about the torture techniques used by Alex-Fergulson and the devoted red scum hordes of Manchester. Their Carrington labour camp is surrounded by high fences and barbed wire, and no journalists or human rights lawyers are allowed inside to see what goes on in there. Is only thanks to conscience-stricken investivagitative journalists with long-zoom-photo lenses that we have the pictures you see here. And as you can see in the picture above, players are made to wear unsightly uniforms, have their heads shaved in humiliating styles, and then are physically assaulted by the camp commandante in order to destroy their personality, self-esteem and capacity for independent thought. Everyone already knew about the famous "hairdryer" treatment that players receive, as well as the high-decibel incomprehensible screaming meant to wear down resistance. But here is even more evidence of horrific practices: Last week, Paul Scholes gave the ball away twice in the second half of a friendly match against Glentoran. Here he is today:

And they say to him, "Do it again, and next time it will be your legs!"

What is more, and I do not know if it is stupidity or wilful ignorance of history on the part of Alex-Fergulson, but when it comes to issues of morality, he should ask himself this: Who was it who flew a civilian airliner into a nonmilitary target during peacetime? Was it Real Madrid? I don't not think it was!

Alex-Fergulson has no escuse for ignorance. All he needs to do is ask his close friend Bobby Moore. He was there.

So don't go giving us lectures on how to conduct ourselves in a Christian and ethical manner, Sir, if that is your real name. If it wasn't for Generalisimo Franco's crusade against the barbarian hordes of atheist red scum, you'd be speaking in English today!