Stop Watching the Skies!

This is how the Inquisition deal with Nosey Parkers!

I have read this week about how the telescope was invented not in Netherland but in Spain, a fact which everyone has known for years here but which clearly has only just reach the hinterlands and margins of civilization such as "Great" Britain, and it get me thinking very much about the misuses and abuses of technology and why we would be better off generally not inventing anything.

As you probly do know, after its invention in Spain, the telescope was subsequently used by arch-fiend and follower of the Beast Gary Leo to pretend that the Earth revolve around the Sun, even though his supposed "evidence" was contradicted by all the facts, such as the Earth clearly does not move, and why isn't it much windier? In much the same way, after the invention of the bow and stick by Don Jose de la Pampa in 1523 as a way of starting fires, a technique which all good boy scouts still uses today to commit arson, the technology was robbed by the ungrateful natives of America who misuse it to hunt buffalo to estinction, to kill priests and conquistadores, and it ultimately end up in North America as the electric guitar, with all the foul-sounding decadent Satanic noise that that entail (whereas the proper Spanish guitar was a separate, beautiful invention devoted to praising the works of the Lord by re-creating the music of the Spheres, a well-known 13th-century acoustic combo).

The original purpoise for the telescope was for use by the Inquisition in order to estract information from recalcitrant Jews and nay-nayers who refused to convert before dying. The instrument was lined up so that the Sun's rays would be magnified and then would burn a hole in the eyeball of the interviewee, and anything they had witnessed and not told about would then be visible in the shapes of the smoke that arise from their burning flesh. The Inquisition get many, many fantastic confessions in this way: They see dragons, witches, cats, people's faces, incubuses, demons, Catalans, airplanes, the ferry from Corralejo to Playa Blanca, and lots more very evil spirits in the smoke. Thus they were thinking that the telescope was a wonderful invention given by God for the winkling out of Satan's minions. Was only when one of the interviewees, named, yes, you guess it, Gary Leo, look up the wrong end of the telescope and say "Hey, I can see your house from here," that he think to put it to nefarious means when he get home.

The rest of course is one long story of decline of civilization, as the so-called "thinkers" of the Enlightenment turn the inventions of the Inquisition into weapons for their "science." The rack become the loom, the thumbscrews become the vice for shipbuilding, and the Iron Maiden become a seminal source of Satanic music such as "Bring Your Daughter to Lower Slaughter" and "Much Binding in the Marsh." And here we come full circle, because the diminutive dwarf singer of Iron Maiden, Bruce Dickinson, in addition to doing the Cheaps as Chips antiques show, is also a pilot for Astraeus airlines. That is right. And as you undoubtebly know, Astraeus was a Greek god whose name mean "Dawn of the Stars." Which is the what happen when Gary Leo misuse the telescope to invent Astrology.

You see. Everything is connected in a vast complex Satanic conspiracy funded by the Illuminati, Jews, and Roger Daltrey. The lesson is clear. Never invent anything, because Satan will find an evil use for man's puny knowledge. Is far better, I think, at least in one respect, to be like a woman and know nothing at all!

They Should Bang Her and Throw Away the Key!!

She even have the audacity to look you in the eye!!

I cannot read any Italian (is a stupid language ripped off of Spanish) but I am reliably informed by the Communist Atheist English paper the Guardian that this dreadful woman is a so-call comedienne by the named of Sabina Guzzanti, who is about to be taken to court in Italy and put on trial for showing contempt of the pope. Hah!

Now, as you know, generally I think that this pope deserve lots of contempt, what with him being a usurper and all that, but is a matter of principle that the Catholic Chruch has lived by for over 3,000 years now that the position of pope is inviolable and that consequently this harlot must be given a fair trial and then burned, because her insult is directed not at the pope person but at the pope role. Even though she is saying

"In 20 years Ratzinger will be dead and will end up in hell, tormented by queer demons - not passive ones, but very active ones."

in effect she is suggesting that a pope might end up in hell, which is utterly blasphemous and what is more show a total lack of understanding of the basic principles of Christian theodicy. Even if the underlying homophobia of her statement is admirable and in keeping with Catholic teachings, the rest of what she says is total nonsense and she must pay the price. Without getting into all the difficult doctrinal and legal complexisities, is fair to say that this is nothing less than a crime against humanity (in the shape of the pope).

I cannot help but think that, at the very least, a relatively long spell in a proper prison—not an Italian one, they are shite—would give Ms Guzzanti an opportunity to reflect on the error of her ways and realize why she need to beg forgiveness of his holiness and devote the rest of her days to gnashing her teeth and making reparations by working in a leper colony somewhere. Indeed, this should be the penalty for ANYONE, regardless of their personal beliefs, who poke fun at the pope, Our Lady, the Holy Roman Catholic Chruch and its saints and religious (not to mention El Generalísimo and Real Madrid). Is about time these scofflaws and subverts got a taste of hot Christian medicine. There is too much insolence and levity in the world as it is, what with childhood, education, music, bottoms, and the like. They should all be made to stop!

Is a Muslamic Insult to the Memory of Jesus!

Is the Sort of Thing You Might Espect in Iran!

A dead German artist called Martin Kippenberger is been blamed for making a big insult to Christianity with his sculpture which I picture above only to show you its depths of depravity: if you have sighted children in the room you should avert their eyes or blindfold them before they look; if you have blind children in the room you should stop pulling faces at them and pay attention.

This is a sculpture called Feet First and it depict, inaccurately, a frog being crucified in the manner of Our Lord God Jesus Christ King of Kings. I say inaccurately because, if you look closely, you will see that the frog have got an egg in one hand and a mug of beer in the other, and we know from the Bible that this is not how Jesus was crucified: He was a wine drinker and he was allergic to eggs. The sculpture was being on show in the city of Bolzano in Italy at the local museum, despite complaints from the president of the regional government and from the false pope himself, who said in a letter that the sculpture "wounds the religious sentiments of so many people who see in the cross the symbol of God's love." And not just Christians, but also, for instance, fans of Spartacus or Sebastian Horsley, who was also having themselves crucified and now find their actions made to look stupid by being compared to a frog.

Of course, the president of the museum that show the sculpture make all the usual rubbish comments about freedom of speech and the need for art to be kept independent of political pressure and to be allowed to insult people's beliefs, but there is no escuse for blashphemy and therefore the artist should be arrested and put on trial and found guilty and killed for this disgraceful work. Is all well and good if some perverted deviant want to do his art in the privacy of his own home or if the museum is privately owned and nobody public is allowed in unless they pay to be insulted, but when a museum is receiving funds from the taxpayer, which is you (although not me), then it have an obligation only to exhibit art which people wants, and they don't want crucifixes dipped in uringe or a man with a bullwhip up his rectum or a cross with a frog on. I know. I have ask them!

However, before we rush to judgment, let us take a closer look at this so-called work of art, because I think there is more to it than meet the eyes. Do you remember when that newspaper in Denmark printed the photos of Mohammed with a bomb on his head and masturbating over a dead child's body? There was a big kerfuffle from the Muslamics all around the world when they heard about it, even though none of them spoke Danish. This sculpture make me think that it is the work of the Iranian intellgience services in revenge. After all, ask yourself, where do all the frogs' legs in Paris's restaurants come from? Iran! Which religion would regard it as an insult to imply that the saviour consumed alcohol? Muslam! Who is opposed to representations of human beings in art? The Abstract Espressionists! But also Muslamics. Who eat a lot of eggs? Intellgient people. Therefore all the signs point out to that this is a conspiracy from the Muslamics in response to the Danish cartoon pictures to undermine morale in Christendom while at the same time pretending that it was the work of a dead German. QVC!

We must organize demonstrations inmediately outside the embassies of the Iran, Taliban, Pakistan, India, Philipines and any other Muslamic coutries we can think of, just in case. They cannot be allowed to get away with this. Write today to your European TD or better still to Geroge W. Bush and insist that he bomb Tehran to show them that we will not tolerate insults to our profoundest beliefs to be displayed in taxpayer-funded galleries. Is a matter of principle. Show the Muslamics we are not to be folled with!