When Lesbians Raise Children!!

Is Social Engineering Gone Bonkers!

There is two lady lesbians in Murcia who have a baby (I am not knowing how!) and the mother of the baby is wanting the other mother to be able to adopt the baby, but the estremely wise judge in the case, Fernando Ferrín Calamita, say that this is a bad idea altogether because no baby has two mothers, and what is more such an arrangement would turn poor Candela, for that is the baby's name, into a human guinea pig, like in my artist impression above.

Judge Calamita is also in trouble in another case where he tell a lady lesbian lady to give her daughters back to their father because there was a danger she could turn them into lady lesbians too, and just imagine what a whole house of lady lesbians would be like. All that tennis!

On that occasion, the judge was saying:

"It is understood that (a parent’s) drug addiction, child abuse, prostitution, belonging to a satanic sect or heterosexual affair would negatively affect the children and serve as a reason for a change of custody. Well, it’s the same with homosexuality."

Is not possible to argue with this, I think. So now the judge is in big trouble, because the Supreme Court has open disciplinary proceedings against him because his decision in this case was counter to the stupid Spanish constitution, and in the first case, he is now being put on trial for "Obstructing" the lady lesbian adoption. Talk about persecution!

I do not know whether Judge Calamita's attitude towards receiving discipline is the same as other judges I have encountered in my various visits to kinky houses, but most of them prefer to receive their disciplining in a time and place of their own chosing, normally before work, on their buttocks, and with Ralgex. The discipline Jusge Calamita faces is far from welcome, however, and just go to show how the country have turned into a cesspit of depravity run by friends of Dorothy and also friends of Mary-Jane.

There is anyway something very suspicious, I think, about all these lady lesbians with children all of a sudden. How did a lady lesbian have two children with a man? Did she close her eyes and fantasize she was having sex with another lady wearing a strap-on? Is difficult to say without seeing a picture of the husband whether he look like a lady lesbian, so I think we will never know, but the fact that he look for a divorce when he find out that his wife was a lesbian is testimony to his sense of values. Most men these days would be only too happy to find out their wife was a lady lesbian. They would not have to pay to watch any more!

I have seen the movies before with lady lesbians who rub their crotchbits against one another and never understood before now that this was how lady lesbians make babies. I was always assuming that they sneak into the houses of single men and steal their sheets or tissues and then use advanced modern-day science to estract the sperm from them, which they ingest in a smoothie or a cocktail (escuse the pun).

I confess that my knowledge of the female ladyparts is rudementary, which is because that is how I was brought up by my mother: She never show me anything. But in any case I always think too much knowledge is a sad thing which remove all the mystery and magic out of filthy sexual behaviour. Also, it manages to omit the very important part in reproduction and conception that is played by prayer. One thing is for sure. Whoever the lady lesbians pray to for a baby, was not Our Lady. She is no lesbian, that much I do know!

It Must Be a Drag to Be Queen!!

She make me proud to be Spanish!

Is our wonderful queen of Spain, Sofia, who has been making a splash this week, and I don't not mean in the toilet, with all the revelations in the new book presenting her candid, forthright, and right views on all manner of things that esorcise her, such as the homosexuality, euthanasia, teaching in schools, and all that. Left-wing communist Spanish people who Franco did not manage to have shot are, of course, up with their arms complaining about her saying such things, even though she has kept a dignified silence all these years as supposedly befit her role as monarch's wife in a corrupt democracy. Is a disgrace that she should have been silenced for so long when she simply have the same views as all normal people, but as we know, communists do not believe in free speech escept for themselves. They should all be shot.

Beside, the queen have a very sensible idea of straight pride parades, which would make Spain a more cheery place to live. Is not like we have enough carnivals. Floats carrying heterosexuals engaged in normal heterosexual practices, such as praying on their knees, watching football, knitting (is the ladies), flagellating themselves while looking at photos of Queen Sofia, and so on, would be both entertaining and educational for the nation's children, who would also receive free non-rainbow-colour lollipops from a heterosexual grown man in a suit and not from a pederast.

The queen is also saying that children should be taught creationism in school, the correct Spanish explanation for the origin of the universe instead of the perverted Anglo-Saxon Darwinianism invented by Charles Dawkins, and she believe that Muslims should be made to eat cheese.

There is some funny stories also in her new book about visiting dignitaries and how peculiar foreingers are, which show her light side (what man, after all, wants a wife who is always engage in serious and profound reflection on the important issues of the day?). For example, she recounts the time she tell Ayatollah Khomeini to tuck his shirt in. On another occasion, she recalls trying to teach Fidel Castro how to speak Spanish properly. Then there was the time they accidentally serve the queen of England's corgis to the prime minister of South Korea. Was all most amusing, especially for the Duke of Edinburgh, who was also being Greek, like Sofia, before he join the BNP (I have seen the list!)

This kerfuffle only go to show really that in this day and age there are still some people who have the sense of tradition and self-respect to hold on to the old ways of doing things. Much as I hate democracy and the presence of women in public life (indeed, in public anything!), I hope that the queen will give serious consideration to running for prime minister in the next elections. Spain is ready, now, I think, for a Margaret Thatcher figure, a Generalísimo in stockings, if you will—not that El Generalísimo himself was averse to putting on a bit of slap on a Saturday night and venturing down to the Calle del Desengaño to pick up sailors before a Sunday devoted to pious self-recrimination and the execution of Basques. These days, such behaviour is not restricted to the social elite, more is the pity, which make Sofia a lady in step with the times.

She is the people's queen!

Test It for Satan's DNA!!

What is different? Si, I have had a shave!!

I espect most of you seeing this photograph up aboves was thinking, "Oh, No, here we go, Manuel is going to jump on the Russell Brand wagon now and make a big kerfuffle about the swearing on the radio and men who look like ladies but talk like sailors." But you will be please to hear that is not the case. I would not disappoint you so. This blog is neither populist nor popular: We deal here only with the important elite ideas and matters of spiritual import. Trivial mass media shenaninanigans that will be tomorrow's chip paper do not distract those of us with bigger fishes to fry (mostly skate but also some haddock).

For esample, this week I see on the communist atheist BBC Web site that England's so-called Natural History Museum is putting on display Charles Darwin's beard. Some people are getting very escited about this discovery, and yet, I cannot even raise an eyebrow. For me, this exhibition is doing nothing more than displaying the toter and uttle bankruptcy of so-called Evolution, with all its concomitant nonsense about the Origin of the Species, Survivor of the Fittest, and the Eye of the Tiger. What do they think they are proving? After all, nobody is denying that Charles Darwin existed, so how does this new discovery of his beard in any way prove Evolution? The correct answer is: It does not!

For one thing, if evolution was true, these hairs, which is, I think, over 120,000 years old, should not be hairs any more but should have developed into an entirely different animal altogether, such as a French lizard, a scaly mongoose, or a flying turd. Even though I have not read any of Darwin's ridiculous screeds, I understand enough about evolution to know that his beard hairs would have had to struggle against one another and a whole range of predators for survival—how else could they have lasted so long?—and that if the theory of evolution was true, the struggle would have meant they had changed their appearance completely, such as wearing disguises in order to blend in with their environment (tissue paper, apparently) to avoid predators, and also develop fangs to hunt down and eat their prey (bits of bogey, snot, skin cells, and so on). And yet none of this was happening! Why are scientists not saying to us, "We have found Darwin's hair, and it disprove evolution"!? Because they are bastards.

Is only going to show that when it comes to avoiding impertinent questions, scientists too have their blond spots. They always are keep telling us they have the special technologies now to measure the distance between your armpit and the sun, or to tell how old Joan Rivers is, or to count chickens before they hatch, and yet they are not willing to get out their DNA machine and check if Darwin's beard prove that he is related to Satan. Of course they will not. Because they already know the answer. And so does the BBC, which does not even ask the question either, being in the conspiracy with the scientists.

This, you see, is the real scandal that is going on. The BBC has deliberately concocts some superficial controversy about grown men making prank phone calls to an old man in order to distract from the real important news about Darwin's beard so that nobody notice the significant questions that is not being asked. And of course the poor ignorant scum who make up the gullible British public swallow the plot. Hook, Lie, and Stinker. And the irony is that the fact that they do so is not only proof that people are idiots, but also is even more proof that evolution is rubbish. The people have always been idiots, and they always will be.

Is a good thing that we elite, perceptive few have this blog, I am think!

Is the End of Western Civilization As We Are Knowing It!!

Can This Really Be a Coincidence?!





Has been a really appalling week for the human race as I espect you have seen. First, last Sunday, Lewis Hamilton win the world car racing championship by coming fifth in Brazil, and now on Tuesday Barack the Obama win the American elections, the first half-black man in history to be president since Father Abraham Lincoln. This mean of course that the most powerful man in the world is now not a white man but two black men! Is a big disgrace!

But look closer and you will see a disturbing bigger underlying truth. If you take the name Barack Hussein Obama and the name Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton and then eliminate the letters that are common to both, you end up with the letters n-a-m-s-a-u-s-i-r-e-v-i-d-r-e-k-c-b-l-a, and if you are intelligent and have five hours to spare (like me) you will realize that these letters make up the phrase "BLACK DRIVER IS USA MAN"!! Do you know what this mean? It mean that Lewis Hamilton and Barack the Obama are BOTH the Antichrist!

I know what you are going to say. You will say to me, "Manuel, have you become some sort of idiot Evangelical Born-Again Christian Protestant cretin?" Because is usually them who are always saying "John Stewart is the Antichrist" or "Hillary Clinton is Mrs. Antichrist" or "The Dalai Llama is the Beast." And I will say this. "No. Because I thought of this one first. This one belong to us!" Also, Born-Again Protestant Christians by definition are wrong, whereas I am right. What is more, these events fulfill the prophecies in the book of Revelation by Saint John the Hallucinator and also a book I have under my bed written by a nun with permanent migraines, Mystic Mags, called Chariots of the Beast, in which she is saying

And did then the dark-countenanced one remove his helmet and the world trembled at his voice. I have come to overturn the chariots of my forefathers, he said. I have come to pit brother against brother, to pit sister against mother in law, to pit younger brother against second cousin twice removed. I have come to the pits.

And then did the dark-countenanced one cast off his garments and take another guise, and the people, not recognizing the Beast, hailed him, and verily there was much wailing, and there was much gnashing of teeth, and there was much chewing of gum.

This, I think you will accept with me, is conclusive evidence that Lewis Hamilton and Barack the Obama are both the same incarnation of Evil. Indeed, even the word "Incarnation" contains the words "car" and "nation." What more proof could any sensible person need?!

We must act now, before all of humanity is deceived into following the Beast, as prophecised by the Book of Revelation and the headachey nun. We must spread the news to everyone, although I know this will be a thankless task, and we will wander Cassandra-like in the deserts, with people laughing at us and mocking the foolishness of our ideas. For me, is not a problem. I am used to being laughed at. Usually I console myself by pitying the poor fools in their ignorance, and tell myself that they won't be laughing when they're dead, whereas I shall be up in Heaven, laughing at them very much. But this time I know that there are many many people who are feeling the same way as me: I saw them all crying on the television when they hear the terrible news that the Beast had won.

But do not be in any doubt, this is a dangerous mission. If people do not laugh at us the way the Beast would prefer, then they will be taking us seriously, and if the people are taking us seriously and joining our army to overthrow the Beast and have him stripped of his Formula 1 title, then do not be in any doubt, the Beast will move against us and we will all die terrible, bloody, painful deaths.


Are you with me, everyone??!!