Where is Fascist Aid?

Earthquakes Leave Us All in a Difficult Position

Like everyone else in the world, I have been watching the earthquake coverage on the television from Haiti and making prayers morning noon and night that God will stop now. I am as lacking in compassion as the next man, so long as the next man is me, but even I am hope that we have learned the lesson from this terrible event that God was want us to learn and send it for.

The main lesson that I, personally, am draw from it is what a shoddy state of organization fascism is in today. I have been all over the Internet trying to locate a Fascist Aid or Fascist Emergency Relief for Haiti charity so that I could make a donate of some money, food, sperm, or whatever else they might need, but there is not one single such charity for me to give them to. And I have millions. Even when you go to Google and type in "Fascist Aid," the first link is to Unicef! Now, I am have no doubt that Unicef is doing what it regard as a good job in Haiti, but it is not strictly a fascist organization in the sense that I understand it. Nor is Doctors without Boredom, Saves the Children, Hope for Haiti, Yèle Haiti, or Haiti Action. In fact, the nearest I could find to a fascist charity was Clinton-Bush Haiti Fund, and there is something about the two men fronting it, I cannot quite put my finger on what, but when I think of them and their past involvement and foreing countries, for some reason aid and assistance is not what spring readily to mind. Anyway, is a terrible state of affairs when even the trade unions and the anarchist communist atheists have got organize enough to get help to Haiti and we fascists cannot even organize a piss-up in a beer hall.

For, make no mistake, Haiti is providing us with an opportunity to begin with a clean slate, to start afresh all over again, and nothing could be better for the world right now than a fully functioning fascist utopia to demonstrate to the peoples everywhere that the future lies in a fully militarized authoritarian past. However, when all the Yankees have gone home, do you think they will leave behind a fascist state? Some chance. Look at their track record: Korea, Vietnam, Cuba, Nicaragua. Wherever they go, they leave behind Communist Socialist hells. Who could wish that on Haiti? It would be far better for them to know that aid is coming from benevolent fascists abroad who would like nothing better than to see their country standing proud and foreinger-free.

Sadly, so far, most fascists have done little more than use the issue of foreing aid as a stick with which to beat themselves. The fuhrer of the BNP in England, Sir Nick Griffle, for esample, has been saying that more elderly English people will die of the cold weather this winter in Britain than all the people who die in the Haiti earthquake! What a moron! This is muddle thinking of the worse kind and does not reflect well on fascism at all (is probly cause by jealousy at the nice weather in Port au Prince). People will just answer to him, "Well, Sir Nick, if all those old people was living in Haiti, they wouldn't get the cold in the first place. Are you advocating we deport all our elderly people there? Is a strange policy for a fascist."

In Spain also, the bishop of San Sebastian, José Ignacio Munilla, have been get in trouble for his comment that even though things are bad in Haiti, the situation is not as bad as it is for the Spanish peoples, who are suffering from a spiritual malaise—much worse therefore than any temporary physical discomfort—cause by materialism, consumerism, and having a socialist government. This is to neglect, I think, the fact that peoples in Haiti are not only have the physical malaise, they also have the spiritual malaise too, especially now that all their churches are collapse. Is nowhere now for them to make confession. Imagine the guilt they all must feel.

Best of all, however, was the born-again Protestant fascist Pat Robinson, not to be confused with Irish born-again Protestant fascist Pete Robinson, who was make the ridiculous claim on his TV show that the Haitians are being punished by God because they have been make a pact with the Devil in order to kick out the French. How ridiculous! Have you seen the French army? No. Neither have anybody else. But is hard to imagine that anyone would require the help of the Devil to kick them out of a brothel, let alone a whole country. The man is a total idiot! And I am not just say that because he is a Protestant.

For both my reader, therefore, I suppose you could use any of the above links to make the donations for Haiti if you can find no other alternative. Until fascists in the decadent corrupt West are get their act together, they will have to do. But be under no illusions. Giving your money to help others will not turn them into fascists overnight. It will take much more than that.

Besos

Manuel

Robinson's Ma'am Laid

Young Boys Will Stick Their Head Anywhere!

I have always found the politics in Northern Ireland very confusing, I must confess. As I am understand it, the place is divided up into two part, one ruled over by a militaristic authoritarian misogynistic reactionary Protestant fascism, which want to take everyone back to the 17th century, and the other part is rule over by a militaristic authoritarian misogynistic progressive Catholic fascism, which want to take everyone back to the 1920s. And even though they seem to have everything in common with one another, the main sticking plaster is they cannot agree over which football team to support. It all very much seem like a stork in a teacup!

My more sophistic readers who know their Jonathan Livingstone Swift will recognize the story here of Lilliver's Travels, in which a giant man Lilliver is go to Northern Ireland and finds two communities at war over which end of a boiled egg should be opened at breakfast (the correct answer is neither; you should have toast and brandy for breakfast). Swift was write this rather shoddy analogy to poke fun at the Northern Irelanders and to draw attention to a phenomenal that is known to psychologists as the "Narcisssism of Small Differents." What this mean is that the smaller the differents you are from someone, the more you hate them. I am not buying it myself, of course. It is those foreingers who are the problem, especially the Portuguese. Neverthenonetheless, his argument was thrown into swift (Si!) relief these past week by the starling revelations, which even the European papers are report, about the goings-on in the two communities.

In the Protestant Fascist community there have been a big outrage because the wife of the first minster has been have an affair with a teenage boy behind her husband's back when he wasn't looking (possibly he was, we don't know). Iris Robinson, the questionable lady, is exemplifying a new modern type of woman which is being called in the media a "Jaguar." This is a fast, espensive older lady who searches out young boys and then give them a smooth comfortable ride. The home of the Jaguar is Coventry, which presumably is now where Iris can be found. Of course, and typically for the liberal communist media, they are less interested in the corrupt decadent morality of modern life that could have enabled a woman to reach such a position of power and influence that she could seduce young boys, and more interested in the financial sheganigans that have surround the relationship, such as the possible kickbacks, backhanders, one-handers, handshandies, munchengladbacks and murunbuchstansangurs that have taken place, and therefore have throw the Northern Irish financial system into disrepute. Yes. We ALL know whose first concern is the state of the financial system: that secret Jewish Cabal that runs Northern Ireland behind all the scenes.

Meanwhile, the Catholic Fascist community have been doing its best to keep up, with its version of Addams Family Values. It is transpire that the brother of Jerry Addams was being allegated to have commit child abuse yet was able to work for youth groups in west Belfast and the Irish Republic and was also allow to be sitting in a chair on a branch in Sinn Fein three years after he was meant to have been expel from the party. In addition, the party is being accused of covering up claims of sexual abuse perpetrate by republicans against ladies. Addams is say that there is always smoke without fire, and both he and Peter Robinson are trying to wriggle off the hook that they have been hoist on. But, and as I am never cease to point out in my astute observations of modern life, this is always what happen when hierarchies are allowed to break down. Liberal communist notions of accountability, transparency, and democracy replace sensible concepts such as obedience, suffering in silence, self-sacrifice, and discipline. Once the Peace Process was take hold in Northern Ireland, everything went pie-high. Not to mention sky-eyed. A society that is on a permanent war footing, such as my ideal fascist society, would not allow such activities as these to ever see the light of day. A more rigid sense of discipline, a stricter hierarchy which ensure that a woman's place is in the home and that children would be seen and not heard, the regular use of punishment beatings, and of course unswerving devotion and loyalty to church, God, and country would all have prevented any of this dreadful publicity that is now turning Northern Ireland into the subject of much ridicule. I have lose count now of how many times I have receive texts from people with Iris Robinson jokes, and I am not even have a mobile!

My favourite so far, however, is this one: Q: Why did Iris Robinson have an adulterous affair with a 19-year-old boy? A: because all Protestants are going to burn in Hell anyway.

Is a joke!

Finally, I feel it is my duty to warn all my readers about a spoof Ireland fascist site called Ireland First, (DO NOT CLICK on LINK!) which, as far as I can tell, is attempting to provide an intellectual foundation for fascism. Is a big disgrace! As you are know, I strongly object to any sort of thinking. Fascism must, by definition, be wilfully blind to all facts and base itself on faith alone, on the ecstatic bliss of sacrificing one's own desires for the collective regardless of the moral consequences, on giving oneself over entirely to the myth of the totality, on losing one's own identity in the values and culture of an artificially constructed and historically contingent "community" regardless of who actually benefits from the dissolution of one's own autonomy, on surrendering all control over one's own powers so that one can finally be free of the responsibility of thinking for oneself. Any attempt at intellectualizing fascism must surely be an attempt by decadent, cosmopolitan, alien forces to insinuate themselves into the fold. The last thing fascism needs is for the Jews to be running it!

Besos

Manuel

Is the Horror of Immigration. Now in 3-D!!

Is Like It Almost Poke You in the Eye!

As you are probly know if you are a funky culture vulture with your fingers in the pulses, peoples everywhere are rave about the new blue movie Atavar, by Irish director James Cameron, mostly because it is in three dimensions, going not only up and down the screen and both ways across the screen but also, if you wear special spectacles, like the founder of the Mormons, even out of the screen and into the theatre. Or, if you are watch it at home, into your living room, all over your carpet, and into your bed.

This may be a bit too close for comfort for many viewers, of course, because this is a movie that deal with a most unpalatable topic, namley, foreingers, and the last thing most people want is foreingers in their bedroom. Neverthenonetheless, you should bare with me, because the movie is have an important message that people do not really been pay attention to, and is about bloody time that they did.

Some of the audience watching it and reading this will be old enough, I espect, to remember the film Planet of the Ape, which star the brilliant Charlton Hesto and was base on the even better book Monkey Planet, by Pierre Boulez. Boulez's intention at the time was to warn western civilization about the coming destruction of society as a result of immigration by blacks who would one day take over the world and wield the whip hand. Was a powerful and necessary message that only a few people really pay attention to, mostly fascists, and that is only preaching to the inverted. Sadly, when the film was made to reach a bigger audience, the message was softened, and the monkeys were become almost nearly sympathetic, especially Rodney McDowall, (in the remake, the directors was try to overcome this by casting Helena Bonham-Carter-Ruck as a chimp, but that still was not make people angry enough).

Today's children will have forgot the Ape Cycle (Planet of the Ape, Escape from Planet of the Ape, Behind the Planet of the Ape, and Never Turn Your Back on Planet of the Ape), which is why this new movie is so necessary. Cameron has try to be as subtle as Boulez, translating the Irish term for black man, "Fear Gorm," into its literal meaning—blue man—and then tarting up the movie with a few 3-D effects so that his message is not lost in all the tits and whistles.

I know the movie is being particularly well-receive in Britain, where the people of foreing colour is now 3 million out of 60 million. If my math is correct, that is almost half the population. No wonder British people are feel swamped and say their culture is disappearing. Remember, these foreingers are people who will not integrate into the traditional British culture of drinking alcohol until you are sick in the street, fighting strangers, eating at McDonald's, obsessing about football and cars, marrying white girls, talking proper, doing poorly in school, eating bacon and Sunday roast, and going to church religiously. And their youngsters, instead of hoodies, are wear the hijab or the turban in the street, and instead of trainers they are wear sandals or flip-flops or whatever it is they do wear. And they won't join the army or the air force. Is a big disgrace!

I am hope that Cameron's movie will do something to restore pride for civilize people in their country and that they get properly the message of the film. My fear, however, is that people are stupid and will miss the hole point. Indeed, I am see already that the liberal atheist media are try to put the spin on it, as we might espect. They try to present the film as an allegory about imperialism and colonialism. As if they were somehow BAD things!

Sadly, what can we do in a democracy, where even stupid people are allow to have opinions? In an ideal world, where we could shut down all the media and force people to watch the film without any preconception, then maybe we might stand a chance. But then, in an ideal world, their opinions would not matter in the first place and we would not have to go through the hole charade of giving a toss. I am call this Estímulo's Paradox.

My advice, therefore, is that you read the book. The film have already been spoiled. And in any case, they all die in the end.

Is a joke!

Is the End Return of the World as We Know It!

Is Sister Hermann Maria and the Orphanage Fire which She Alone Predict!

Is my very great pleasure today to present for to you the annual apocalyptic predictions from Sister Hermann Marie Assumpta, the well-known hallucinating mystic nun with the migraines and the sunglasses. Notorious for the accuracy of her predictions, Sister Hermann Maria has been preparing all Devouts to brace themselves for the Second Coming of Our Lord God Jesus since 1963, when she experienced her first visitation from Our Lady while on a shopping trip to Medjugorje. She is neverthenonetheless shy of publicity, a handicap in the mystic nun stakes, and which make her not necessarily the best vehicle for maximizing her very important message. Is therefore why I am reproduce below her latest forebodings, knowing that the thousands of pious and holy readers who come to Coddle Pot will take note and do everything they can to circulate her incredible good news. Here is what she is predict for the year ahead:

January: The Liberal-Left Agenda to destroy Christian civilization continues apace with the introduction of a new BLASPHEMY LAW in Ireland. The new law extends the crime of blasphemy so that it applies not just to Catholicism but also to all other religions, an unwarranted extension of tolerance, cosmopolitanism, pluralism, and barbarism at a time when the need for a muscular Catholicism to guide humanity is at its greatest. As punishment, God will smite each government minister, one by one, with a serious illness, until the law is repealed.

February: As foretold in the Book of Revelation, the DEAD will begin to RISE from the GRAVE. It transpires that they are able to run after all, but don't do it very often because it's a waste of energy. Also, despite another popular misconception, they do not eat human flesh, being zombies, not cannibals. They do, however, exhibit a fondness for bestiality and golf.

March: The WHORE OF BABYLON comes from nowhere and goes straight in at Number One with her download-only single, “Hot Love.” Purists argue that it isn’t as good as the T. Rex original, but she observes blithely that they're missing the point. Her dismissive attitude wins her few friends in the media. Max Clifford takes on her PR.

April: ITV announces that there will be no more series of Britain’s Got Talent. There is much WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH. There is also much inexplicable gnashing of woolens. And a plague of child singers roaming the streets.

May: The first appearance of THE BEAST, as described in the Book of Revelation, The Observer Guide to How to Spot the Beast, and Harry Potter and the Mysterious Tumour of Gold. To the Beast's consternation, he is not immediately recognized, but this is because he gives his number as 00 353 61 836 66121, which isn't as immediately memorable as 666. Those who call discover that it is a telesales number for a life insurance company and accident claims specialists. The Beast says in an interview with the Daily Mail that he is “raking it in” but also “spending it like there’s no tomorrow.” Because there isn’t.

June: The Great Irish iPod Famine. Teenagers across the country are distraught. There will be great TEARING OF HAIR AND TEARING OF EYES. On the upside, the art of teenage conversation is briefly revived, and the generation gap is momentarily breached. A 13-year-old in Ballinasloe utters the first word heard by a teenager this millennium: “Whatever.”

July: The sound of SEVEN TRUMPETS will be heard across the entire European landmass, throwing cities into panic, horses into ditches, water into wine, etc. Residents around Croke Park lodge a complaint and stage a picket outside the Dexy’s Midnight Runners reunion concert. Singer Kevin Rowland says the extraordinary volume of his brass section is the result of the cavernous echo of an empty stadium.

August: In line with the Prophecy, SEVEN SEALS are washed up on Brighton beach. A massive row ensues when a so-called “expert” from the local zoo points out that they are not seals at all, but sea lions, escaped from the nearby circus. God is hubristically accused of inattention to detail. Smites Brighton.

September: The most convincing sign yet of the ENDTIMES, September 10 sees the terrifying discovery of a massive gas-giant planet a mere 130 miles from Earth. Everyone says to themselves, "I wondered why the high tide level was in Mansfield." In mitigation, astronomers say that all their telescopes had been pointed the other way, into deep space. Everybody’s watches stop, yet all trains are suddenly and miraculously “on time,” and not just because of dubious accounting practices. Astrologers are finally vindicated as the real scientists, since they'd been predicting that this would happen every September for the last two centuries.

October: Massive EARTHQUAKE tips San Francisco and L.A. into the sea. About bloody time, say seismologists, homophobes, and fashion gurus. Shares in Bollywood film companies soar.

November: EVOLUTION DISPROVED. In China, there are reports of the discovery of the fossils of a group of centaurs. Religious observers argue that the new find disproves the Darwinian theory of evolution by natural selection. Biologists respond by pointing out that it also disproves Intelligent Design. Only the wisest heads, familiar with the ancient languages of the Bible, realize that these are the four horse-men of the Apocalypse.

December: The END OF THE WORLD. Shops report a noticeable drop-off in pre-Christmas sales. The Day of Judgement beats the X-Factor finals in Christmas Day ratings. The Irish government announces that the economy is on the upturn. A fawning media credit the "brave Taoiseach" for his heroic obliteration of the public sector. God finishes the job by obliterating all other sectors.

I am not a superstitious man in general, but I shall be keeping my finger and leg and eye crossed all year in the hope that Sister Hermann Maria have finally got it right this time. Is all in the hands of Our Lord now. All we can do is pray!